Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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