: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's when you crack a 10am beer
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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