i just wanna soil my oats bro
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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