Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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