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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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