absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
