you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
