It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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