And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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