Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
