He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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