boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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