they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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