R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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