is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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