..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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