I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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