I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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