I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I think weed is turning my hair brown
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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