do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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