I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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