I think I am morally bankrupt
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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