Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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