my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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