the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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