Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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