haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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