To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Actions speak louder than pants.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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