It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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