idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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