I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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