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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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