Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
