I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Randomize
