We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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