You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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