So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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