haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Randomize
