Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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