We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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