Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Randomize
