After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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