What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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