spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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