Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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