STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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