The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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