I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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