If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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