I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm drive I can fine osifer
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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