You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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