nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I stole a fireplace last night.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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