Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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