garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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