all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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